Cow bucket
$40.00
Do you want to be the life of the party without having to put any effort into your personality?
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Do you want to be the life of the party without having to put any effort into your personality?
Well, have I got something for you!
Wear this and everyone will think you're gods gift.
Literally... Watch as strangers bow down to you for doing absolutely fucking nothing!
"From the moment I put on my 'Blue Moo Fluffy' I had never felt more accepted in my life. By the end of the night, every single person there had come up and given me a compliment. Best night ever."
Never before in human history have you been able to reduce the awkwardness of meeting randoms to a level this low.
😎 Put the fluffy on and sit back as civilians line up to shake your hand 😎
